JUST A CHICKEN

Chaos Punk Tour 2026 - Tickets On Sale!  If you ain't cluckin', you ain't rockin'. No chickens were harmed. Probably. New Album: "Feathers & Feedback" Out Now! Feathers. Feedback. Fury.

MAR 15 - The Coop, Austin TX

MAR 22 - Henhouse Arena, Nashville TN

APR 5 - The Roost, Chicago IL

APR 12 - Feather Factory, Brooklyn NY

APR 20 - Pecking Order, Los Angeles CA

MAY 3 - Egg Pit, Seattle WA

MAY 10 - The Barnyard, Portland OR

MAY 24 - Cluck Club, Denver CO

JUN 7 - Drumstick Dive, Miami FL

JUN 15 - Chaos Coop Festival, Detroit MI

UPCOMING TOUR DATES

OUR MOOSIC

Every album. Every track. Pure barnyard hardcore.

Barnyard Hardcore

Multilingual Chicken Mayhem

Released: March 15, 2024

They said it was a joke. They said it wouldn’t translate. They were wrong. After igniting underground scenes with their breakout chaos anthem, Just a Chicken has gone unapologetically global. MULTILINGUAL CHICKEN MAYHEM takes the band’s signature blend of grit, satire, and feather-fueled rebellion and launches it across borders, cultures, and languages — without asking for permission. From the raw snarl of the original English version to the precision punch of German, the neon-drenched energy of Japanese, the swagger of French, the unexpected fire of Hungarian, and the cinematic intensity of Hindi — each track is not just a translation, but a reinterpretation. Same bones. Different attitude. New chaos. This is not a world music album. This is a world takeover — one language at a time. Every version hits differently. Every version hits hard. And somehow… it’s still just a chicken.

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WHO THE CLUCK ARE WE?

No one seems to agree exactly where Just a Chicken came from.

Some say it started in a run-down garage somewhere in Budapest. Others insist the band simply appeared one night, already loud enough to annoy the neighbors.

The truth has always been a little harder to pin down.

What everyone does agree on is the music: loud guitars, sharp lyrics, dark humor, and an attitude that has never cared much for fitting in.

If we smell vaguely like feathers once in a while… well, that’s just one more mystery.

“If you ain’t cluckin’, you ain’t rockin’.”

THE CHAOS PIT

Meet the crew responsible for the noise, the chaos, and most of the bad decisions.

FROM THE HENHOUSE

Latest dispatches from the chaos.

CHAOS PUNK TOUR 2026:WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW

We’re hitting the road again, and this time we’re bringing more feathers than ever. The Chaos Punk Tour 2026 kicks off March 15 in Austin, TX at

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